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“you called me rachel”
“you complimented my abs”
“let’s make out”
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google image searches “woman riding man”
yes exactly what i needed
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Brittana is too hot; everything about them is hormonal and dramatic and full of teenage angst and much as I love them I can’t see them lasting past high school
Faberry is too cold; there’s so much traumatic history between them and their individual neuroses could make them so unhealthy for each other that it takes a masterful hand, years of therapy and a whole lot of kismet for them to work out
Quinntana is too spicy; they taste great but then there’s that extra dose of bile and vitriol and bitchiness that I sometimes can’t stomach
Pezberry is juuuuuuuuuuuuuust riiiiiiiiiiight
… not that that stops me from eating whatever the fuck kind of porridge I want, they’re all delicious and I eat them all (though not equally; we all know cold porridge wins out there.)
*by “much thought” I mean “I just came up with this in the shower ten minutes ago”
**Quitt is not porridge. Quitt is bananas foster, a dessert that I absolutely adore but always totally forget about until it’s actually on a menu in front of me. And even then I’m like “hmmmm I dunno this is hard they also have chocolate lava cake and I love chocolate lava cake.” But when I remember that I like things that aren’t chocolate, and I order the bananas foster, it’s like HOLY SHIT IT’S ON FIRE IN FRONT OF ME AND IT’S DELICIOUS WHY DON’T I ALWAYS EAT BANANAS FOSTER
***Pieberry is also not porridge, it is exactly what it sounds like. A pie made of berries. I often dislike these pies, because why would i eat them when I could have oreo pie or pecan pie or apple pie, and yes apples may be fruits but they are not berries, but anyway. THEN someone gives me a slice of strawberry rhubarb and I’m like “holy shit that’s amazing why don’t I eat more pie with berries.” But then I don’t. Until someone makes me once more.
****No, the last footnote did not have a reference point. Neither does this one. I don’t care.
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