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Omg yes please these are fab
- 1. Did you wake up cranky?
- 2. Would you date an 18-year-old at the age you are now?
- 3. Do you prefer to be friends with girls or boys?
- 4. Would you ever smile at a stranger?
- 5. Can you commit to one person?
- 6. How do you look right now?
- 7. What exactly are you wearing right now?
- 8. How often do you listen to music?
- 9. Do you wear jeans or sweats more?
- 10. Do you think your life will change dramatically before 2014?
- 11. Are you a social or an antisocial person?
- 12. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?
- 13. Are you good at hiding your feelings?
- 14. Can you drive a stick shift?
- 15. Do you care if people talk badly about you?
- 16. Are you going out of town soon?
- 17. When was the last time you cried?
- 18. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?
- 19. If you could change your eye color, would you?
- 20. Name something you have to do tomorrow?
- 21. Name something you dislike about the day you’re having.
- 22. Have you ever liked one of your best friends of the opposite sex?
- 23. Are you nice to everyone?
- 24. What are you sitting on right now?
- 25. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?
- 26. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?
- 27. Who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night?
- 28. Do you get a lot of colds?
- 29. Have your pants ever fallen down in public?
- 30. Does anyone hate you?
- 31. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to?
- 32. Do you like watching scary movies?
- 33. Are you a jealous person?
- 34. If you had to delete one year of your life completely, which would it be?
- 35. Did you have a dream last night?
- 36. Is there anyone you can tell EVERYTHING to?
- 37. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?
- 38. Do you think someone has feelings for you?
- 39. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
- 40. Did you have a good day yesterday?
- 41. Think back 2 months ago; were you in a relationship?
- 42. Is your life anything like it was two years ago?
- 43. If the person you wish to be with were with you, what would you be doing right now?
- 44. What’s the best part about school?
- 45. Do you have any pictures on your Facebook?
- 46. Do you ever pass notes to your friends in school?
- 47. Do you replay things that have happened in your head?
- 48. Were you single over the last summer?
- 49. What are you supposed to be doing right now?
- 50. Don’t tell me lies, is the last person you texted attractive?
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Senorita - Justin Timberlake
“Senorita, I feel for you. You deal with things, that you don’t have to. He doesn’t love ya, I can tell by his charm.”
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upon much thought*, I have come to the conclusion that Pezberry wins the Goldilocks test of Faberritana* shipping
Brittana is too hot; everything about them is hormonal and dramatic and full of teenage angst and much as I love them I can’t see them lasting past high school
Faberry is too cold; there’s so much traumatic history between them and their individual neuroses could make them so unhealthy for each other that it takes a masterful hand, years of therapy and a whole lot of kismet for them to work out
Quinntana is too spicy; they taste great but then there’s that extra dose of bile and vitriol and bitchiness that I sometimes can’t stomach
but Pezberry
Pezberry is juuuuuuuuuuuuuust riiiiiiiiiiight
… not that that stops me from eating whatever the fuck kind of porridge I want, they’re all delicious and I eat them all (though not equally; we all know cold porridge wins out there.)
*by “much thought” I mean “I just came up with this in the shower ten minutes ago”
**Quitt is not porridge. Quitt is bananas foster, a dessert that I absolutely adore but always totally forget about until it’s actually on a menu in front of me. And even then I’m like “hmmmm I dunno this is hard they also have chocolate lava cake and I love chocolate lava cake.” But when I remember that I like things that aren’t chocolate, and I order the bananas foster, it’s like HOLY SHIT IT’S ON FIRE IN FRONT OF ME AND IT’S DELICIOUS WHY DON’T I ALWAYS EAT BANANAS FOSTER
***Pieberry is also not porridge, it is exactly what it sounds like. A pie made of berries. I often dislike these pies, because why would i eat them when I could have oreo pie or pecan pie or apple pie, and yes apples may be fruits but they are not berries, but anyway. THEN someone gives me a slice of strawberry rhubarb and I’m like “holy shit that’s amazing why don’t I eat more pie with berries.” But then I don’t. Until someone makes me once more.
****No, the last footnote did not have a reference point. Neither does this one. I don’t care.
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